Think your job is bad? Would you prefer to...

Shake rats to listen for their death rattles?
Have a PhD (Piled Higher, Deeper) in a craptastic job?
You're a soldier. You fight. You die. You're a babysitter?
Work your way up in the house–sitting biz?
Drive your client around looking for hookers and snacks?
Pick up entrails to keep away predators...big predators?
Work for a harridan in a cubicle farm with a hum?
Keep Madame well oiled?
Collect dead dogs along the highway?

Two of those are for real. The rest...might be.

Stories by Scott S. Phillips, John Jos. Miller, Axel Howerton, Brandie Tarvin, Victor Milan, Nathan Long, Scott Denning, Robert E Vardeman and Scott Phillips

Introduction by Don Adams